asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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Many Ladies wear it this way

Many Ladies wear it this way

genderoftheday:

Dear tumblr staff, here are some things that would be nice and make a lot of users happy:

  • ability to selectively make your posts unreblogable
  • ability to completely delete your post as well as all subsequent reblogs of that post
  • ability to disable fanmails. Not everyone wants to be interactable. considering these can be used to send phishing and malware links they also present a security risk to users.
  • a deeper and more helpful Ignore feature that addresses some of the current grievances that people have voiced with it’s functionality
  • nobody has ever wanted to reblog a text post as a link

i have the house to myself so I’m going to go buy some razors & give myself a really thorough therapeutic shave/exfoliating shower and use all the lotions and try not to cry during 

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians


ok but with all those greens in there you really think you’ll notice some strawberry leaves

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

ok but with all those greens in there you really think you’ll notice some strawberry leaves

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“When minor characters who are also ethnic minorities start talking among themselves in their native tongues, they sometimes take advantage of their invisibility to say things. Sometimes they break the Fourth Wall and start ranting about the movie director. Sometimes, they spout random obscenities or natter about their lousy lunch. It’s all in not-English, so whatever they say doesn’t matter! And the actual translations of their lines can be a secret source of hilarity in films where actors are instructed to use a Gratuitous Foreign Language (GFL) in order to make a scene sound more authentic. When some Native Americans cast in Westerns were told to speak their own language to add some authenticity, these actors took the opportunity to crudely editorialize about their director, which allegedly resulted in Native American audiences (in)explicably cracking up laughing during scenes that were meant to be dramatic.”

glittergaysandgore:

I HIT THE REBLOG BUTTON SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!

I wish I could make this my ringtone.

i just downloaded it and im gonna make it mine

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