necromantiqua:

*snorts a line of pumpkin spice* soon

(via cuntwarrior)

ladycrappo:

These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).
ladycrappo:

These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).

ladycrappo:

These are based on the beautiful botanical tattoos of Kirsten Holliday (kirstenmakestattoos).

(via thryne)

samlicker87:

This is still my favorite comic ever

(via odair)

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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(via meowuntiltheend)

bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

(via thewildstrawberry)

Everything about last night was a mistake everything hurts both physically and emotionally I don’t want to exist today