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genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

(via chickenyaoi)


My cats - I have Luna who’s just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They’re nice but they’re not like their characters.

My cats - I have Luna who’s just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They’re nice but they’re not like their characters.

My cats - I have Luna who’s just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They’re nice but they’re not like their characters.

My cats - I have Luna who’s just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They’re nice but they’re not like their characters.

My cats - I have Luna who’s just had kittens recently and we called one of them Dumbledore. They’re nice but they’re not like their characters.

(via anotherstorytotellyourfriends)


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youlovelylilshit:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

(via bronrar)

cobrall:

cobrall:

how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

this post is going to be way more popular than i accounted for. i can feel it in my knees 

(via acciohollymae)

humpthecavewall:

the one where they say the thing a playlist of showtunes that say the name of their musical

[listen on 8tracks]

/ i. wicked {no one mourns the wicked} / ii. rent / iii. anything goes / iv. catch me if you can {live in living color} / v. american idiot / vi. phantom of the opera / vii. hairspray {good morning baltimore} / viii. mamma mia / ix. oliver / x. book of mormon {hello} / xi. annie / xii. grease / xiii. the sound of music {the hills are alive} / xiv. across the universe / xv. miss saigon {the heat is on in saigon} /  xvi. funny girl / xvii. next to normal {maybe} / xviii. bonnie and clyde {dyin’ ain’t so bad (reprise)} / xix. legally blonde / xx. into the woods {finale: children will listen} /

(via khaleesiofcarrotflowers)

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

and this is a much better way to point out someone’s bad parking than SMASHING DONUTS ALL OVER THEIR WINDSHEILD (yeah that’s happened to me before)

(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)